SHORTEST ESSAY

This is a story of a 16 year old boy from NEW HAMPSHIRE who won the WORLD'S SHORTEST ESSAY COMPETITION.




He was awarded a scholarship at the UNIVERSITY OF HARVARD for his imagination and humor.....
This is an example of absolute brilliance.....




                                   SHORTEST ESSAY




An english university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

1) RELIGION   2) ROYALTY  3) SEX  4) MYSTERY



The prize winner wrote :


"MY GOD " , said the queen , " I AM PREGNANT . I WONDER WHO THE FATHER IS . "