RESPECT LOVE

To my friends who are MARRIED
            LOVE is not about " IT'S YOUR FAULT " , but " I'M SORRY " , not " WHERE ARE YOU " but " I AM RIGHT HERE " ,  not " HOW COULD YOU " but " I UNDERSTAND " , not " I WISH YOU WERE  " but " I AM THANKFUL YOU ARE " .

To my friends who are ENGAGED
            THE TRUE MEASURE OF COMPATIBILITY IS NOT THE YEARS SPENT TOGETHER BUT HOW GOOD YOU ARE FOR EACH OTHER .

To my friends who are NOT SINGLE
            LOVE isn't about becoming sombody else's " PERFECT PERSON " . It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be .

To my friends who are HEART BROKEN
            HEART BREAKS last as long as you want and cut deep as you allow them to go . The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them .

INFINITY WEDS ZERO

                                                           MATHEMATICALNAGAR,
                                                           DYNAMIC STREET , 65DEGREE
                                                            55 MIN , 43 SEC .
MY DEAR COORDINATE GEOMETRY,
                                          WITH DUE CALCULATION I AM ASKING YOUR OPINION ABOUT THE MARRIAGE OF MY SON MR. ZERO WITH YOUR DAUGHTER MISS INFINITY . I HAVE ALREADY CONSULTED MR . STATISTICS . YOU ALSO KNOW THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND PREPARED TO DIE FOR EACH OTHER AND PREPARED EVEN TO DIE FOR EACH OTHER .
THE PROOF IS GIVEN BELOW :
        ANY DIGIT / ZERO = INFINITY
WOULD YOU KINDLY TELL ME ,  AFTER CONSULTING THE LOG TABLES , THE SUITABLE DATES FOR THEIR MARRIAGE !

MOTHER TERESA

LIFE IS AN OPPURTUNITY , BENEFIT FROM IT
LIFE IS A BEAUTY , ADMIRE IT
LIFE IS A DREAM ,  REALIZE IT
LIFE IS A CHALLENGE , MEET IT
LIFE IS A DUTY , COMPLETE IT
LIFE IS A GAME , PLAY IT
LIFE IS A PROMISE , FULFILL IT
LIFE IS SORROW , OVERCOME IT
LIFE IS A SONG , SING IT
LIFE IS A STRUGGLE , ACCEPT IT
LIFE IS A TRAGEDY , CONFRONT IT
LIFE IS AN ADVENTURE , DARE IT
LIFE IS LUCK , MAKE IT
LIFE IS LIFE , FIGHT FOR IT !
                                      
                                   -MOTHER TERESA

GOOD ENGLISH - ONE SHOULD LEARN

A CANDIDATE'S JOB APPLICATION :

" This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' TYPIST AND AN ACCOUNTANT - MALE OR FEMALE ... ' As i am both ( ? ? ) for the past several years and i can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post . "

LETTER WRITING :

" I am well here and hope you are also in the same well . "

ACTUAL LETTER WRITTEN FOR APPLICATION OF LEAVE :

" My wife is suffering from sickness and as i am her only husband at home i may be granted leave "

AN EMPLOYEE APPLIED FOR HALF DAY LEAVE AS FOLLOWS :

" Since i have got to go to the cremation ground at 10 ' 0 clock and i may not return , please grant me half day casual leave "

BEAUTIFUL LINES

To realize the value of a SISTER
Ask someone who don't have one .
To realize the value of TEN YEARS
Ask a divorced couple .
To realize the value of FOUR YEARS
Ask a graduate .
To realize the value of ONE YEAR
Ask a student who has failed in an exam .
To realize the value of NINE MONTHS
Ask a mother who has gave birth to a baby .
To realize the value of ONE MONTH
Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby .
To realize the value of  ONE WEEK
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper .
To realize the value of ONE HOUR
Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet .
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
Ask a person who missed the train / bus / plane .
To realize the value of ONE SECOND
Ask a person who has survived an accident .
To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics .
To realize the value of a FRIEND
Ask the person who has lost one ! ! !
TIME WAITS FOR NO ONE . TREASURE EVERY MOMENT YOU HAVE . YOU WILL TREASURE IT EVEN MORE WHEN YOU CAN SHARE IT WITH SOMEONE SPECIAL .

ALWAYS THINK OUT OF THE BOX

VERY VERY IMPRESSIVE QUESTION AND ANSWER

QUESTION:

YOU ARE DRIVING ALONE IN YOUR CAR ON A WILD , STORMY NIGHT ! IT'S RAINING HEAVILY , WHEN SUDDENLY YOU PASS BY A BUS STOP AND YOU SEE THREE PEOPLE WAITING FOR A BUS .
AN OLD LADY WHO LOOKS AS IF SHE IS ABOUT TO DIE .
AN OLD FRIEND WHO ONCE SAVED YOUR LIFE .
THE PERFECT PARTNER YOU HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT .
WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO OFFER A RIDE , KNOWING VERY WELL THAT THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE PASSENGER IN YOUR CAR ?
THIS IS A MORAL / ETHICAL DILEMMA .
$ YOU COULD PICK UP THE OLD LADY , BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO DIE , AND THUS YOU SHOULD SAVE HER FIRST .
$ OR YOU COULD TAKE THE OLD FRIEND BECAUSE HE ONCE SAVED YOUR LIFE , AND THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT CHANCE TO PAY HIM BACK .
$ HOWEVER , YOU MAY NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND YOUR PERFECT MATE AGAIN .
THE SIMPLE ANSWER IS :
" GIVE THE CAR KEYS TO YOUR OLD FRIEND AND LET HIM TAKE THE LADY TO THE HOSPITAL . YOU WOULD STAY BEHIND AND WAIT FOR THE BUS WITH THE PARTNER OF YOUR DREAMS ."

USE YOUR STRENGHTS

One day an angel was roaming in the forest . It was a very beautiful day . The angel saw trees touching the sky and leaves were swinging with cool breeze . Flowers were smiling , painted with beautiful colours and the birds were singing . Angel was very pleased to see the beauty that GOD had created ; it was a magical feeling .
After walking a little further the angel saw a rose plant . The rose plant was crying . The angel felt very sad .
The angel asked the rose plant , "WHY ARE YOU CRYING MY CHILD?"
The rose plant replied , "God doesn't love me as much as he loves other plants" .
And the angel said , "what makes you think that my beautiful?"
Rose plant then said , "God gave me a thorn".
The angel said "AWWWWW GOD didn't give you a thorn , you were born with a thorn . God blessed you with a beautiful carved petals . God blessed you with sweet fragnance . You are remembered as a symbol of love . GOD blessed your beauty to live with the thorn".

THOUGHT FOR EVERYDAY

Smile at a stranger .
Listen to someone's heart .
Drop a coin where a chid can find it .
Learn something new , then teach it to someone else .
Tell someone that you are thinking of them .
Hug a loved one .
Don't hold grudge .
Don't be afraid to say "I AM SORRY"
Look a child in the eye and tell them how great they are .
Don't kill that spider in your house , he's just lost , so show him the way out .
Look beyond the face of a person into their heart .
Make a promise and keep it .
Call someone for no other reason than to just say "HI"
Show kindness to an animal .
Stand up for what you believe in .
Smell the rain , feel the breeze , listen to the wind , enjoy the sun .
Use all your senses to their fullest .
Cherish all your TODAYS ! !

THINK ABOUT THIS

At least 5 people in this world love you so much that they would die for you .
At least 15 people in this world love you in some way .
The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you .
A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone even if they don't like you .
Every night someone thinks about you before they go to sleep .
You mean the world to someone .
Without you someone may not be living .
You are special and unique in your own way .
Someone that you don't know even exists and loves you .
When you make the biggest mistake ever , something good comes from it .
When you think that the world has turned it's back on you , take a look , you most likely turned your back to the world .
When you think you have no chance at getting what you want , you probably won't get it . But if you believe in yourself , you probably sooner or later will get it .
Always remember the compliments you received , forget about the rude remarks .
Always tell someone how you feel about them , you will feel much better when they know .
If you have a friend , take the time to let them know that they are great .

CONVERSATION OF A GUY WITH GOD ABOUT WOMEN

A littele boy asked his mother " WHY ARE YOU CRYING ? "
" BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN " she told him.
" I DON'T UNDERSTAND " he said . His mom just hugged him and said , "AND YOU WILL NEVER".
Later the little boy asked his father , "WHY DOES MOTHER SEEM TO CRY FOR NO REASON?"
"ALL WOMEN CRY FOR NO REASON " , was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man , still wondering why women cry .
Finally he put in a call to GOD . When GOD got on the phone , he asked , "GOD , WHY DO WOMEN CRY SO EASILY ?"
GOD said :
"WHEN I MADE THE WOMAN SHE HAD TO BE SPECIAL.
I MADE HER SHOULDERS STRONG ENOUGH TO CARRY THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD , YET GENTLE ENOUGH TO GIVE COMFORT .
I GAVE HER AN INNER STRENGTH TO ENDURE CHILDBIRTH AND THE REJECTION THAT MANY TIMES COMES FROM HER CHILDREN .
I GAVE HER A HARDNESS THAT ALLOWS HER TO KEEP GOING WHEN EVERYONE ELSE GIVES UP , AND TAKE CARE OF HER FAMILY THROUGH SICKNESS AND FATIGUE WITHOUT COMPLAINING .
I GAVE HER THE SENSITIVITY TO LOVE HER CHILDREN UNDER ANY AND ALL CIRCUMSTANCES , EVEN WHEN HER CHILD HAS HURT HER VERY BADLY.
I GAVE HER STRENGTH TO CARRY HER HUSBAND THROUGH HIS FAULTS AND FASHIONED HER FROM HIS RIB TO PROTECT HIS HEART.
I GAVE HER WISDOM TO KNOW THAT A GOOD HUSBAND NEVER HURTS HIS WIFE , BUT SOMETIMES TESTS HER STRENGTHS AND HER RESOLVE TO STAND BESIDE HIM UNFALTERINGLY.
AND FINALLY I GAVE HER A TEAR TO SHED . THIS IS HERS...EXCLUSIVELY TO USE WHENEVER IT IS NEEDED ."

"YOU SEE MY SON " said GOD "THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN IS NOT IN THE CLOTHES SHE WEARS , THE FIGURE THAT SHE CARRIES , OR THE WAY SHE COMBS HER HAIR .

THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN MUST BE SEEN IN HER EYES , BECAUSE THAT IS THE DOORWAY TO HER HEART - THE PLACE WHERE LOVE RESIDES."

FACT OF LIFE

The train has started moving . It is packed with people of all ages , mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and girls . Near the window , seated a old man with his 30 year old son . As the train moves by , the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside . .
" SEE DAD , THE SCENERY OF GREEN TREES MOVING AWAY IS VERY BEAUTIFUL "
This behaviour from thirty year old son made other people feel strange about him . Every one started murmuring something or the other about his son . "THIS GUY SEEMS TO BE MENTALLY RETARTED .. " newly married Anup whispered to his wife .
Suddenly it started raining ... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window . The thirty year old son , filled with joy said "SEE DAD , HOW BEAUTIFUL THE RAIN IS ..."
Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit .
Anup said "CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S RAINING , YOU OLD MAN , IF YOUR SON IS NOT FEELING WELL GET HIM SOON TO A MENTAL ASYLUM ... AND DON'T DISTURB PUBLIC HENCEFORTH "
The old man hesitated first and then in alow tone replied " WE ARE ON THE WAY BACK FROM HOSPITAL , MY SON GOT DISCHARGED TODAY MORNING , HE WAS BLIND BY BIRTH , LAST WEEK ONLY HE GOT HIS VISION , THESE RAIN AND NATURE ARE NEW TO HIS EYES ... PLEASE FORGIVE US FOR THE INCONVENIENCE CAUSED ..."
The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth . But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us . So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh action .

GREAT FAILURES

BILL GATES founder and chairman of MICROSOFT has literally changed the workculture of the world in the 21st century by simplyfying the way computer is being used . He was the world's richest man for more than one decade . However , in the 1970's before starting out , he was a HARVARD UNIVERSITY drop out . The most ironic part is that , he started a software company (that was soon to become MICROSOFT) by purchasing the software technology from "SOMEONE" for only $US50 back then !

AKIO MORITA , founder of gaint electronic household products , SONY CORPORATION , first product was an electric rice cooker , only sold 100 cookers ( because it burned rice rather than cooking ) . Today SONY generates US$66 billion in revenue and ranked as the world's 6th largest electronic and electrical company .

JOHN GRISHAM'S first novel was rejected by sixteen agents and twelve publishing houses . He went on writing and writing until he became best known as a novelist and author for his works of modern legal drama . The media coined him as one of the best novel authors even alive in the 21st century .

ALBERT EINSTEIN was a theoretical physicist widely regarded as the most important scientist of the 20th century . He was awarded the 1921 NOBEL prize for physics for his explanation of the photoelectric effect in 1905 and for his services to theoretical physics . When Einstein was young , his parents thought he was mentally retarted . His grades in school were so poor that a teacher asked him to quit , saying , " EINSTEIN , YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING ! "

LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN , a german composer of classic music , is widely regarded as one of history's supreme composers . His reputation has inspired and in many cases intimidated composers , musicians and audiences who were to come after him . Before the start of his career , Beethoven's music teacher once said of him " AS A COMPOSER HE IS HOPELESS " . And during his career , he lost his hearing .... yet he managed to produce great music ! A DEAF MAN COMPOSING MUSIC , IRONIC ISN'T IT ? !

SHORTEST ESSAY

This is a story of a 16 year old boy from NEW HAMPSHIRE who won the WORLD'S SHORTEST ESSAY COMPETITION.




He was awarded a scholarship at the UNIVERSITY OF HARVARD for his imagination and humor.....
This is an example of absolute brilliance.....




                                   SHORTEST ESSAY




An english university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

1) RELIGION   2) ROYALTY  3) SEX  4) MYSTERY



The prize winner wrote :


"MY GOD " , said the queen , " I AM PREGNANT . I WONDER WHO THE FATHER IS . "

MAGIC

                                                 MAGIC # 1


Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as


                                                  "CON"

This is something pretty cool........and unbelievable........

At MICROSOFT the whole team couldn't answer why this happened !


           TRY IT NOW






                                           MAGIC # 2



This is something pretty cool and neat ....... and unbelievable........

At MICROSOFT the whole team including BILL GATES couldn't answer why this happened !

  Try it out yourself


OPEN MICROSOFT WORD AND TYPE



                        =rand (200,99)




AND THEN PRESS ENTER

LIFE IS A GIFT

Today before you say an unkind word ,
think of someone who can't speak .
Before you complain about the taste of your food ,
think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband or wife ,
think of someone who's crying out for a companion .
Today before you complain about life ,
think of someone who went early to heaven .
Before you complain about your children ,
think of someone who desires children but they are barren .
Before you complain about cleaning your house ,
think of the people who are living in the streets .
Before whining about the distance you drive ,
think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.
And when you are tired and complain about your job ,
think of the unemployed , and those who wish they had your job .
And before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another ,
remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker .
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down ,
put a smile on your face and thank GOD you are alive and well .

STRENGTH FROM ADVERSITY

A man found a cocoon of a butterfly . One day a small opening appeared , he sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force it's body through that little hole .
Then it seemed to stop making any progress . It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and it could go no farther .
Then the man decided to help the butterfily , so he took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon . the butterfly emerged easily . But it had a swollen body and small shriveled wings .
The man continued to watch the butterfly because he expected that at any moment the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the body .
Nothing happened ! In fact , the butterfly spent the rest of it's life crawling around with a swollen body and shriveled wings . It was never able to fly .
What the man in his kindness and haste did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required for the butterfly to get through the tiny opening were GOD'S way of forcing fluid from the body of the butterfly into it's wings so that it would be ready for flight once it achieved it's freedom from the cocoon .
Sometimes struggles are exactly what we need in our life. If GOD allowed us to go through our life without any obstacles it would cripple us........We would not be as strong as what we could have been.......And we could never fly .

THIS IS HOW WE MISS OUT SOMETHING CALLED "LIFE"

A boy was born to a couple after eleven years of marriage. They were a loving couple and the boy was the gem of their eyes. When the boy was around two years old , one morning the husband saw a medicine bottle open . He was late for office so he asked his wife to cap the bottle and keep it in the cupboard . His wife , preoccupied in the kitchen totally forgot the matter . The boy saw the bottle and palyfully went to the bottle...... fascinated by it's colour he drank it all. It happened to be poisonous medicine meant for adults in small dosages .
When the child collapsed the mother hurried him to the hospital , WHERE HE DIED. The mother was stunned. She was terrified to face her husband . When the distraught father came to the hospital and saw the dead child , he looked at his wife and uttered just five words..........




                 The husband just said "I AM WITH YOU DARLING"






The husband's totally unexpected reaction is a proactive behaviour. The child is dead . He can never be brought back to life . There is no point in finding fault with the mother . Besides , if only he had taken time to keep the bottle away , this would not have happened .... no one is to be blamed . She had also lost her child . What she needed at that moment was consolation and sympathy from the husband . That is what he gave her .
If everyone can look at life with this kind of perspective , there would be much fewer problems in the world . "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step" . Take off all your envies , jealousies , unforgiveness , selfishness and fears . And you will find things are actually not as difficult as you think .
Sometimes we spend time in asking who is responsible or whom to blame , whether in a relationship , in a job or with people we know .
By this way we miss out something called  L.I.F.E !!!